I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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