do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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