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• (805): View more from California

  I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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• (310): View more from California

  i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  dude she's married.

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  so? a ring don't cover no holes.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dude you has no fucking this poptart

  (719): View more from Colorado

  What?

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I dont know to explain this.

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• (818): View more from California

  Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.

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