Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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