I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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