Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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