...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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