i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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