youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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