AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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