but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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