im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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