no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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