did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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