new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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