Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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