You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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