6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Randomize
