My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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