he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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