Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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