Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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