Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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