You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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