We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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its like you know when i get waxed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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