suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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