Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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