I got chris browned last night
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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