You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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