dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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