Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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