apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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