I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
There are leaves in my underwear?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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