I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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