I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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