Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
