So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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