Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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