come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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