Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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