as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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