Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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