I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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