3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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