Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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