Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
did i walk over a car last night?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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