How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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