I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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