Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Threesome in a minivan. New low
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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