too bad you live with your parents still
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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