i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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