Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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