I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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